February 2012
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Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever; no matter what, no matter where, or who or who you are with or where you are going or where you’ve been…ever, for any reason, whatsoever.
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How did Darth Vader rob an old lady?
with Force.
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I’ve been having itchy eyes, a runny nose, and have been sneezing for about a month now. I take claritin, but it’s not helping. I feel awful every day. I think I’m dying. I’ve got it so much worse than anybody else. No one knows how I’m feeling. I’m special.
The real reason your nose was running.
m0thra:
look what Elizabeth submitted
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autumnawkward replied to your post: I’m going to shave tomorrow then not shave until…
Go for Jesus!! lol then walk around in public places trying to walk on water. lol. good luck!
Jesus seems like the popular one. I’ll walk on a puddle and amaze people. And thanks!
I’m going to shave tomorrow then not shave until Easters. Hopefully I’ll look like Tom Hanks in either Forest Gump (then I’ll match with his mentality too) or Cast Away (then I’ll match with his isolation). Or maybe even Jesus. We’ll see how this goes. I’ll probably shave after a week.
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