March 2012
And then he does the Scarn.
You jump to right and shake that hand. You jump to the left and shake that hand. Meet new friends, tie that yarn. That’s how you do the Scarn.
But then Holly ruins it.
The musical “rocky” montage in Threat Level: Midnight is hilarious. It’s like super intense, Michael’s learning hockey, but then the music is an up-tempo 80’s song that just doesn’t match. Oh my god. Not to mention he’s using a bowflex with literally no weights. It’s golden. Goldenface. The whole Threat Level: Midnight is just funny.
What's the difference between your mom and my...
There is no punchline. So sue me. Fuckers.
I’m sorry.
Not all of us are Michael Freaking Scott.
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Anonymous asked: jew so bootyful
February 2012
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B.T.B.
Bring. That. Booty.
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hopelessenuff replied to your post: people keep mentioning how cute you are and i’ve never seen a single picture of you! what have i been missing out on?!
“I’m the one not looking at me…” did you do that on purpose omg
you know it
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Anonymous asked: people keep mentioning how cute you are and i've never seen a single picture of you! what have i been missing out on?!
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Anonymous asked: I love your blog! It's also an added bonus that you're easy on the eyes...
Every morning I get on here and see what pictures I missed from the night and reblog them. There were none this morning. Everything I saw I’ve seen before. Step up your game tumblr. Or people I follow. Or both. Because I am not happy. Not at all.
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trollface-mommy replied to your post: Hey. Chapstick. On your eyes. Sounds gross but it works.
How can you not have chapstick?! o.0
All cylindrical objects have to be removed from where I dorm to protect my bung hole
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Anonymous asked: Hey. Chapstick. On your eyes. Sounds gross but it works.
My eyelid skin raw. Like WWE raw. I’ve been rubbing my eyes for a good 30 minutes straight. Well not straight, but you know how I be. What if you got a scab on your eyelid. That would suck. And it was on the inside. Your eye would die. That would suck.
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